LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've found a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is thick, like a potion brewed in outer space. It tastes terrible and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just cure your hiccups! One sip more info and you might see things a little differently. This